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Valentine's Box Drama

I have been dreading Valentine's season for several weeks now. Besides the fact that my kids' school classes are always just a few students' more than the number of valentines in the average box, Princess and Crash are obsessed with making the most complicated Valentine's Day boxes on the planet.

This year I was prepared with relatively simple ideas I found online. See?

But Crash approached me sooner than I expected.

Crash: MOM! I have the best idea for a Valentine's Day box!

Me: Uhhhh (frantically reaching for my computer to show him the picture).

Crash: Well, I actually have two ideas. Maybe I can make them both. One is super easy.

Me: Really? (He knows what I want to hear.)

Crash: Yeah the first one has like a spring release to shoot the valentines into my box.

Me: Oh yeah? Great. What's the easy one?

Crash: That IS the easy one! The hard one is cooler though. You get a blow dryer and...hey, do we have any clear pipe?

At this point I showed him the little monster box. He gave me a courtesy laugh.
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Lexi said…
Well-if Crash doesn't want a monster valentine box, I would LOVE one!
12:02 AM
Cathy said…
Just wait. It gets better. They go from Valentines Boxes to Jr. High Science Projects. This year was a doozy. We had to eat a lot of pie and we have a lot more quail in our back yard. Bird Feeder Frenzy, turned into "Mom feeds the birds" when the kids took off on the weekend. Just whose project was this? You are probably wondering just who's Valentines box it is too.
10:22 PM
Hannah said…
Whoa. That boy has the makings of an inventor.

Love that monster box!
5:38 PM
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