Deep Thoughts From Crash #5

Crash: The earth will be in the same place it was when I was born in one month and twelve days.

Me: You mean on your birthday?

Crash: Yeah but "birthday" is a dumb name for it. Every day is a day. Only one day a year is when the earth is in the right spot for my birthday.

Me: Okay, well, we'll be wishing you a Happy Birth-the-earth-is-in-the-same-spot-relative-to-the-sun-as-it-was-the-day-you-were-born-day when you turn twelve then.

Crash: Thanks, Mom. It's so nice you understand me.

Okay, I made that last line up. I don't really understand him and he knows it. But I try.

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