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At the Dinner Table

Crash: "Oh dang!"

Me: "What?"

Crash: "I forgot to chew."

A conversation ensues about how you are supposed to chew each bite of food 50 times. No one believed me. I told them I'd read it somewhere. (Okay, that's probably not true, I read something about how many times you should chew but I can't remember the figure.)

Crash: "50 TIMES!? No way. I gag if I try and chew 50 times. You gotta check out this video on youtube. There's this X-ray of this guy eating an apple and he seriously chews twice and swallows. That bite was totally vaporized."

First of all, Crash doesn't watch youtube as far as I know. And I have a pretty good handle on the computer stuff going on. Second, I guess I'm not the only one that totally makes up bogus chewing statistics in this family.

Nice legacy I'm leaving.

But at least maybe he'll remember to chew every bite at least twice. Usually.
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Jess said…
I love Crash. He cracks me up! Please please please keep sharing his wisdome with the world. :)
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