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Freaky Moment of the Day II (The Freak Continues)

"Ack! What happened to my chapstick?"

Long pause of shock and horror.

"Oh, there's a Cheerio in it."
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Becca Fitzpatrick said…
Is this the chapstick you made yourself? You make chapstick, don't you? I could have sworn Laura told me you have your own secret recipe.
11:58 AM
Ginger Churchill said…
Laughing, I don't know which chapstick it was. All I know is that it's very hard to recognize a Cheerio right off out of context. I even showed it to my husband and he was like, "What happened to that!?"

And yes, my lip balm recipe is so secret that I hope I wrote it down somewhere because heck if I know how to make it off the top of my head.

Plus, it goes grainy eventually. But the orange coriander is divine anyway.
9:17 PM
Becca Fitzpatrick said…
I bought some alba organic chapstick and it went grainy, too. I didn't care. It tasted too good to care. Oh, hang on! What were those yummy chapsticks everyone had when we were in grade school? Dang. Fruit Smoothers or something? I'll go look it up . . .
9:47 PM
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